Conservatives just don't understand

Conservatives just don't understand. Rich people are evil. They want to throw the poor into the street, the sick to die, and the rest of us to drink dirty water and breathe polluted air. They got their wealth by stealing it. They are what's wrong with this country.

They hate government, but government is good, because it takes that money from the rich and gives it to the people who really deserve it. So, government should have as much power as possible, because its power must be brought to bear on society to cure its evils. The rich must pay government their fair share, because they are hoarding it and keeping it from doing the most good. Government must have that money, and those greedy conservatives are keeping their money from us. 

Everything wrong with this country is because of conservatives. If only they would shut up, we would have justice. Hateful and intolerant, conservatives believe the way you do because they are bigots with low IQ. They just don't see the nuance and shades of gray. They are unenlightened. They hate science. They fear progress and resist change. In fact, they want to return us to a time when blacks were property and women were barefoot and pregnant. 

Conservatives, don't bother denying it. A denial is proof that I'm right. And all the evidence you present is invalid, because its faked by shadowy moneyed interests, doubtless provided by people who are on the payroll of Big Oil. Either that, or your evidence should be ignored. Better still, your evidence will be thrown back at you, properly interpreted by people who are clearly smarter than you. 

If you had two brain cells to rub together, you would simply agree with my superior wisdom and insight. But you won't, because you just don't get it: Government is the answer to every problem.