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Hyperventilating Protestia goes catawampus on Joel Osteen for not saying what they thought he said. This is our continuing complaint about the Doctrinal Police. Looking diligently under every rock for perceived heresy, they go ballistic over the slightest deviation from what they consider pure doctrine.
We should say that there are many things Osteen has said that are problematic. But we are not here to defend him. Rather, we intend to examine Protestia's statements.
Protestia claims Osteen was "molesting" this Scripture, which is a hyperbolic characterization. Osteen is quoted as saying, "I can imagine Jacob went to bed that night with a little too much to drink."
Now, even a casual reader can see that Osteen was speculating. "I can imagine..." is not the same as saying, "Jacob was drunk..." But more to the point, is Osteen introducing an egregiously offensive concept into the narrative? Well, no. Jewish wedding parties were big, prolonged affairs, lasting for days. They were boisterous, there was lots of drinking and dancing.
Protestia seems to have forgotten Jesus' first recorded miracle. Jn. 2:1-9
On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, 2 and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. 3 When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”
4 “Dear woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My time has not yet come.” 5 His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
6 Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons. 7 Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim. 8 Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.” They did so, 9 and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine.
Notice that the wedding had already been going on long enough to run out of wine. Jesus makes at least 120 gallons of wine. So this was a big wedding party. And Jesus made it possible for the party to continue.
This means that Osteen's speculation is quite possible.
And really, have we become so inoculated to the details of Jacob's story as to not be amazed anymore? This man is to be given his wife, he spends the night with Leah and finds out the next morning that he slept with the wrong woman. How does such a thing happen? This is very unusual, and it simply doesn't follow that a man of Jacob's intelligence could have been fooled into sleeping with a different woman. Unless of course we consider the possibility that he was impaired.
Further, we must consider that Jacob was a very flawed man. He tricked his brother into selling his birthright (Ge. 25:29). He participated in tricking his father Isaac in order to steal Esau's blessing (Ge. 27:8). He slept with Rachel's servant repeatedly (Ge. 30:2, Ge. 30:7). He made enemies of his brothers in law (Ge. 31:1) and his father in law (Ge. 31:49). He lied to Esau after reconciling with him (Ge. 33:17).
So Jacob could well have been drunk. It is not so far-fetched as Protestia would like us to believe.
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