Election night predictions

Assuming the Republicans do win tonight, be on the lookout for the following kinds of analysis from the pundits: 

1) stupid voters 

2) voters were filled with rage 

3) no mandate for conservatives 

4) Republican winners are extreme or radical 

5) Democrats lost because they failed to communicate their successes 

6) Democrats lost because they didn't go far enough 

7) Democrats got no credit for their successes 

8) Racism/greed 

9) Republicans must find a way to cooperate with Obama